JFF, Admit Something Embarrassing About Yourself.

OOOH, Here's the mail, it never fails, it makes me want to wag my tail! When it comes I want to wail, MAAAIIL!

And no I did not need to look that up. I've had it bad for Steve for almost 20 years!

:)

Come on ladies, I was expecting some REALLY embarrassing stuff!!! How about this - the other day I had this long toenail that was driving me crazy. I was picking at it a little and watching TV and really too lazy to get up and get the clippers so..... I bit it off. And if you tell anyone..... I will deny, deny, deny.

Since my office has all made a pact to lose weight and hold each other accountable, I've GAINED 3 lbs. Friday morning I will have to stand on a scale with all my co-workers and they will see my shame.

Tequila Makes My Clothes Fall Off :)

I buy double stuff Oreos and keep them hidden in my car so my husband and kids don't know. (no...I'm not huge...on the thin side actually).

I don't change bed sheets often enough....if we're lucky the master bed gets changed every 2 wks but it's usually longer. The kids beds can go up to a month w/o getting changed. Am I a horrible mom?! :/

ETA----wow!! 14 flowers??!! I guess I'm not the only mom that let's her kids sleep in 4week old sheets!!!!

If I didn't get waxed, I'd be a yeti. No lie.

Having my son turned me into a man.

oh lord, where to start! lol...
-my feet STANK (esp Payless shoes!)
-scared of the dark, too
-LOVE reality t.v.
-NEVER watch the news, EVER....all i watch is Lucy & Golden Girls
-love me some gangsta rap, lol (but also gospel, Journey, Pink Floyd, and Metallica!)
-if i toot i ALWAYS blame it on the kid!

that's all i got for now! loved you guys answers!

I pee when i sneeze
I snort when i laugh (after a couple glasses of wine!)
I watch disney channel shows
I check my fb more than my teens do
I love Selena Gomez's " i love you like a love song"
Alcohol can make me frisky..lol!

... oh i know there is more... loved reading everyone's answers:)

Hi mrs. R.-

I sleep with a light on ALWAYS...

I also make my kids suffer through 'showtunes', particularly while in car for longer trips...and I sing along...

I do not shower daily...

And...

***OH...you only wanted ONE***

My bad!
lol
michele/cat

i sleep with the same stuffed animal that i've had since i was 3!
and, i firmly believe that pants do not ever get dirty. shirts and underwear, yes. pants,especially jeans, no.

I sleep with a Pillow Pet! =)

ETA: Laurie A, no but he is fuzzy like one! =)

Well, I'm 64 and keep up on all the newest music trends (I don't "love" them all, but I'd rather rock out than listen to grownup jazz any day). Most of my friends don't know I'm a rocker at heart.

I am nearly 30 and STILL like to play dress-up with my own clothes. I put them on, put on jewlery, stilettos, and walk my imaginary catwalk. Oh boy, if my husband saw this, he'd KNOW I'd lost my marbles :)

I have been a Duranie for almost 30 years. :)

I'm a picky eater still at 41 years old (although much better than when I was a kid).

I can't dance. I was even singled out in a dance class with my husband as the "don't do this" example for the class. Truly, I am a lousy dancer.

I love vintage cartoons, especially Jonny Quest. My 15yo & I have marathons, because I own the entire series!

My boobs have fallen into my armpits. My DH likes to joke about "do you use deoderant on them now?".....so funny to him. My response is "when did your knees become your nutcrackers?" Nothing like a little bedroom humor! We just passed our 30th anniv yesterday....

I changed my phone's contacts list for my stepmom....her name is now listed as "evil stepmom". My mother thought it was a riot.

I own about 6 of the same exact grey v neck shirt. Yes, my closet is very pee wee herman like.

I am afraid of the dark.

I once was a HUGE star trek fan , so much so I could watch less than 5 mins of an episode of Next Gen, tell you what season it was and what episode number. yep that bad.

I am a sci-fi geek. I own 20 Franklin Mint pewter models of all of the Star Trek space ships, plus a few coins, and a large pewter mug. I also have the 3-D chess set (which I don't know how to play LOL).

EDIT - for Beth - that's ME TOO! It freaks my hubby out :)

And I don't shower every day either (but only when it's not super hot).

I also dance to the beat of large copy machines - you know - they go "da-da-DA, da-da-DA, da-da-DA when they spit out the paper.

i think i made a huge screw up at work and am thinking about how i can try to cover it up. oh you said embarrassed not ashamed. i'm both

I just ate a BOX of Almond Thin cookies 4oz.. but almost all butter.. It was my breakfast and lunch.. My tummy hurts. I am going to throw out the box and insert into the recycle bin. I am so embarrassed.

Mz. Kitty ~ is that your pet name for your husband? Hee, hee,

Grandma T.. You go girl.. Go get a bottle of Tequila!!!

Haha there are so many things!
I own every Britney spears cd...and I know the words to allmost every song, & I sing along with her in the truck often & loudly. My friends would die laughing if they had any idea that I even liked brit brit!

I'm 53 and I still listen to N'Sync. And Backstreet Boys. Among other things.

Can someone explain Theresa's comment to me? I'm out of that loop.

I like to eat raw pasta sometimes right out of the box. I crave it bad sometimes.
I don't shave very often, in fact its been about 2 months since I have.

I love certain rap music.

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Shhh . . . let's not repeat that. :P

I have seen New Kids on the Block perform 3 times since their 2008 reunion. A group of us dress up in 80's/90's gear and tailgate. LOL

I have a high IQ but the other day I was watching sesame street with my 2yr old and they were giving clues to a puzzle and I honestly could not figure out where they were going lol. Oh and I use to have a miley cirus song on my mp3 player shhhh!

I am addicted to watching Judge Judy.

I call my forehead a "five head" because it is so big.

And, occasionally, if I pick my nose and don't have a handy place to dispose of the treasure, I put it on the bottom of my shoe in the arch part so it won't get on anything the next time I take a step.

I have NEVER admitted to that last one. Tell me my secret is safe!!! : )

I scoot the hubby of the bed with my bum while I'm sleeping
I listen to Disco Duck (I'm in my 30's)
Still watch Sesame St on occasion
Am addicted to M*A*S*H

Sooo, I am pretty lame when it comes to technology. My hubby recently bought me an Apple MacBook Pro. It is amazing...I absolutely love it. I have been doing a lot on the computer trying to figure it out. Well, on my first official day on the new computer, I wasn't used to the mouse and how to scroll. Pages were flying off and on. I was getting so frustrated. I didn't know how to get the pages back. I actually put my hand on the screen thinking maybe it was like an iTouch or iPad and you could maneuver by touch screen. Oh how lame I felt once I was taught how to use the mouse. Is it even called a mouse anymore??

Good luck and best wishes at having many more days to dance and sing!!

Funny story...was at my moms with my son. My Mom, niece and I were all outside admiring the town and road my son had drawn with sidewalk chalk. My mom is 71. She and I spotted this HOT guy jogging down the street. My mom loudly commented on his hotness (Shocked me!!) The guy turned around and waved, lol. My mom said, "What...I'm not dead, and I only said what we were both thinking. Hey we got a wave". I was proud and mortified all at the same time :) I've never seen my mom so giddy. Sorry, I know this wasn't about me but it was worth sharing.

Im guilty of being obsessed with foamy hand soap. I go to bath and body and im a total snob about it and will not use any other soap. I go bathroom to bathroom just to wash my hands with the different flavors. Not too bad huh???

Mommyof1 - love LHOTP!! Have the books, visited several sites on a long driving vacation a few years back! Message board?? Watch it when I can, but seem to miss several - and never see an ending when I'm at the "Y"!

ROFL Gr T, Tracy

I think I have more fun on little one's projects that she does! It's bad when you have to remember *they* are supposed to be doing this! (would rather do that than clean!!)

I watch Secret Life of the American Teenager... I'm 30.

I play "cityville" a STUPID facebook game:)

I loved reading all of these. I am so glad that none of you actually know me for what I am about to admit. I am completely in love with Simon Cowell. I think he is the sexiest older man I know. I watched AI for him, and I now watch X factor for him, not the contestants! I know I know, some of you want to puke right now!

Im scared of driving......its pretty debilitating.

I pull out all my eyelashes and eyebrows. I have since I was in fifth grade. It's mortifying and terrible. I've always felt so broken. And all the kings horses and all the kings men couldn't put ME back together again. Tried it all. Finally gave up in sad acceptance. This is truly the most embarrassing thing I could ever tell anyone.

I am a closet BTR fan (to those of you who aren't hip ~ JK!! BTR is aka Big Time Rush). There are 3 songs on my sons cd that I just love :) and I get giddy when they ask to listen to the disc!

I'm not doing this one. lol

Like another Mama, I don't really believe that pants gets dirty, especially jeans.

People who know me truly think that I make absolutely everything from scratch, and I let them go on believing it.

Almost everything I eat makes me gassy. I'm very, VERY lucky to not be particularly stinky however.

I only "trim up down there" for special occassions, and I always make a point to clearly state it to DH when I go to the trouble.

I am a Star Trek fan AND a rabid Dr.Who fan. I will fix the kids dinner and then not eat much and have cereal later after they are asleep! I have more anxiety over one of my house cats getting out of the house than I do about my oldest son not coming home at night-( don't judge you do not live with him and he can be super hateful, and my fur-babies never talk back) I have a crush on Steve too...Joe was/is a shmuck.

I sing and dance all over the house when alone. Wanted to be a dancer all
my life. Of course I have no rhythm whatsoever.

I still hide my Tootsie Roll stash in my underwear drawer. Been doing that
for 36 years! No one has ever found them. Still hide them there because
now the grandkids are around. Very possessive of my TRs!!!!!