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Salt and Pepper
Sun and Moon or Day and Night
Cat-Dog (from the cartoon show)
Peanut butter and Jelly
Thing 1 and Thing 2 from Dr. Seuss' Cat in a Hat. (However, this could be one of those things that haunts them forever too!)
Pork chop and Apple sauce
A toilet and toilet paper (kinda raunchy but...)
A cow and a milk maid (out there but..)
Bo Peep and a sheep
An abacus and a calculator (accounting firm...ya know?)
Jersey Shore spoof
Sarah Palin and Hilary Clinton (or any female democrat and female republican)
Republican elephant and Democratic Donkey
They can be two cops (like the guys on Chips)
Teletubbies
Dancing with the Stars couple
TV and remote
Ketchup and Mustard
Spaghetti and Meatball
Mac n' Cheese (but to be funny one can be a guy named Mac n' the other a brick of cheese)
Or a compound word where one gal wears one part like...a cardboard bus and a cardboard stop sign...together they're a bus stop. Mailbox, Airplane, Cockpit (maybe not this one), Schoolbus etc. Here's a list of compound words if you need ideas: http://www.learningdifferences.com/Main%20Page/Topics/Com...