so last night my neighbors came over for a little while so my fiance was pretty much the one on baby duty.. he brought her inside to change her diaper, a few minutes later my mom went inside and came back out and said fiance needed me to come inside.. i walk in our room to find him standing there with no shirt on holding our little girl who had no diaper on, the changing table soaking wet and 2 of his tshirts rolled up in a ball on the floor and what seemd like a pile of dirty diapers on the changing table and he just goes "can you help me" .. apparently when he was putting the new diaper on her (shes extremely squirmy) she pooped all over him, he cleaned her up n grabbed a new shirt.. when he went to put another diaper on her she started screaming so he picked her up and she peed all over him, so he cleaned her up took his shirt off and she as usual started screaming so he picked her up and thats when i walked in .. he changed his shirt while i put a new diaper and outfit on her .. he takes her outside and about 10 minutes later she spit up all over him and hes just like "wow im nto doing too good with shirts tonight am i" i couldnt stop laughing.. i felt so bad but seriously it was hilarious .. plus i wasnt the one getting spit up on for once .. he finally started laughing .. anything like that ever happen to anyone.. where u just get to a point that u just have to laugh about it ?? i know after it happend my neighbor was like try doing it with twins who both need new diapers and one is spitting up and youre the only one home, then you really have to laugh
My son pooped, peed, and puked all over the husband. Never once on me.
Poetic justice, if you ask me. I went through 9 months of pregnancy hell, and he gets all the nastiness. We laughed hard and often. I never did so much laundry!
Hahaha! That made me laugh. How cute. I remember before we figured out the right kind of diapers to buy (and that you always buy them bigger than what the package tells you), our oldest daughter would have these diaper explosions - to the point that there would be poop all the way up to her neck inside her onesie! It was gross. Anyway, one time we were at DH's rugby game, and one of his baby-phobic single friends was standing on the sidelines near me. I knew the baby would need to eat soon, so I wanted to run back to the car and grab a lawn chair to sit in so I could feed her. I asked Mr. Baby-Phobic if he could hold the baby for a second so I could run to the car. He was a little freaked out, but agreed. I came back to find him holding her at arm's length away from him, and he was yelling, "It pooped all over me! It pooped all over me!" LOLOL She had had such a spectacular diaper explosion that there was poop all over her, all over his rugby jersey, EVERYWHERE! I laughed so hard I cried (even the baby was laughing).
This guy did eventually get married, years later, and now has twins. :)
Of course! My son (now 4) "poo-fountained" up his back and well into his hair. My husband and I weren't really sure what to do with him so we took him into the bathroom with a box of wipes and a pair of scissors. We were laughing hysterically as my husband used the scissors and "sacrificed the onesie", I used nearly a full box of wipes "pre-cleaning" and then we turned on the shower to clean him because we didn't want him sitting in "poopy water" while we scoured him! He must have been about 6 months old at the time (in his highchair when it happened) and he had this "I don't understand what the problem is" look on his little fact the entire time.
Oh- and my sister was playing with one of her twin girls when my niece (around 2 months old at the time) barfed into her open mouth. Picture it... playing "Superman" with the baby... open mouth "silly face" from mommy and baby who ate recently. The BEST part about this is that my BIL was trying to get the baby to smile on film so we have the whole event recorded. My BIL was laughing so incredibly hard that you go from seeing them playing on the floor to the ceiling because he lays down laughing with the camera in his hands.
Oh yes!
Didn't know dd wasn't feeling well, went out to eat and she barfed all over the carseat, me, and the table! Our food hadn't arrived yet, so I gave her a sponge bath in the bathroom sink while hubby asked for our food to be brought in to-go boxes!
Went to Target for a quick shopping trip and had to skip in line to by an outfit and pack of wipes when she had a diaper explosion!
Weird grunting noises from the backseat on our way home from work/daycare... Followed by vomit splatters all over the back of my seat! I had to pull over on the frontage road, strip her, clean as much as I could with baby wipes and a bottle of water, and let her ride in just a diaper the rest of the 45 minute drive home!
LOL congrats on the new baby! Hope you're getting some rest!
When my 2nd son was about 4 days old I was going stir crazy (having been home for two whole days) so I took him to Wal-mart to pick up some things. This was not my first trip to the rodeo so I packed my usual diaper bag - changing pad, a few diapers, a small package of wipes, and an extra outfit. I was going to be out for about an hour so figured I wouldn't need to change him at all.
Well he decided to need a diaper change right there in Wal-mart. No biggie - changed him and we were on our way. Newborn poops are no big deal anyway. Then came the newborn mustard poop explosion. Right out of the diaper, through his clothes, onto the blanket and carseat. I had to take a new outfit off of a rack and change him into that, get another pack of wipes, get another blanket, and wash the carseat liner in the bathroom. I then had to explain to the cashier why the wipe were already open and why I was having her ring up tags that were for clothes on my child's body. It was gross, but I guess if you have to be out for an emergency, Walmart of the place to be!
My youngest, about 12 mos. old, had diarrhea after being at the pool. We were on our way back to our cabin (we were on vacation) and his diarrhea was running down my leg. My husband asked what he can do to help, I just said very calmly while walking, get the shower running and my son & I stepped into the shower. I felt worse for my baby, he wasn't feeling good :(
Another time my oldest said he needed to throw up. I was carrying him, don't remember the age but he could communicate but I was carrying him, and we were not anywhere near where he could vomit. I said 'It's okay baby just throw up on Momma.' Neon green Scooby Doo Go-gurt stained my bra - he has never had that again!
The first time my husband changed our oldest's diaper at the hospital, he took his time. I looked over and said, 'he's going to pee on you'...then he did. LOL!
The joys of parenting are awesome!
LOL!
Yep. My daughter peed on my husband's head once. :) That'll teach him to think it's funny to set a naked baby on his head! hahahaha
When she was still little, there were only a couple times that she got sick and threw up, more than just the regular spit up. The first, she & I were riding with a couple friends to see a small local band play in a pizza place about an hour from where we live. On the ride up, she threw up/spit up all over herself in the car seat. We stopped at a gas station & I got her cleaned up. Thought nothing of it. Then we get to the pizza place, and my friend who is like a grandfather to her, was getting her out of the car & carrying her into the pizza place. Before he left the car, she threw up on him! LOL He had to take off his shirt & just wear a jacket! Then JUST before he was gonna walk into the pizza place, she threw up again! This time he dodged it and it went all over the sidewalk! OMG I felt soooooooo bad! She really didn't feel much better later either. I tried to give her some of the baby food I had brought because she was willing to eat. But it came back up :(
Another time, hubby & I took her out to eat at our Applebee's. Before we got our food, she threw up. :( Cleaned it up, thought it was over. Nope. She continued. Table, chairs, carpet floor... ugh :( We finally had to ask them to just put our food in to-go boxes! I felt soooo bad again for the waiter!!
THEN we have him months later as a waiter again, and we find out he lived just a few doors down from us! LOL Soooo embarrassing!
Our first ( a girl) sitting in the middle of nowhere Oklahoma at a McDs(she was 6 months old). I felt something wet on my thigh. I was over prepaired mom...usually. We were going on a one day trip to see a great grandma. I didn't not bring and extra out fit. She pooped & peed all over me, all over the booth...went to Walmart and we both got new outfit(s) (she got two).
But it doesn't stop there...fast forward she's four. "Uh Dad, I don't feel...YACK!"...yep she puked all over him TWICE! Now that she's seven she loves to say "Dad, remember that time I puked all over you?".
Yes you have to laugh about it, it will be a story she will love to hear when she's older! and one you can tell any future boyfriends.
I had my daughter projectile vomit in my FACE! I don't think I ever laughed!
Aw, the poor guy!
Tell him, he is doing GOOD!
GOOD for him, that he is doing these things, and helping and taking responsibility with his baby.
GOOD for him.
There are many men, that won't even do that.
Compliment him.... job well done.
At least, he had a sense of humor about it.
What precious memories... of his daughter, once she grows up and is walking down that aisle to get married herself!
When my son was a week or two old, I somehow got it into my head that he was running a fever. Ran in a panic and got the doctor-recommend rectal thermometer going. Little Man did NOT appreciate this, and showed it by SQUIRTING poop all over my hair, shirt, and face the second the thermometer was removed. His temp was completely normal, so I think I deserved what I got.
Wow, that is some type of talent. As a rule only boys manage to pee on their parents. :p
Ha! What a cute post!
My daughter had long distance poops when she was in the first weeks of life. Seriously. She'd poop in her diaper, I'd take it off and wipe her down, then, stimulated by the legs up movement, she'd poop again, sans diaper. Without a barrier, my girl would squirt many feet, hitting anything and everything in her way...which often included me and her dad. I'll leave it at that because believe me, we have some gross stories about that :-) Congratulations on your little one.
Wow, thanks for the laughs, I love the stories. Our son never peed on me, just hubby. He was sick one day (probably 9 months) and had vomited but nothing bad. Hubby picks him up and it was the only time our son went projectile right on hubby!
