Just for fun...What Is the Funniest/most Embarrassing...

This isnt embarrassing but funny. My husband and I were playing school with my three year old daughter. I was "Megan" and he was "Justin". So later we were eating and she was done so I let her go play in her room. My husband asked if she would get him some ice water. She hestitated and I said I'll get it for you. He said no,no, let me try something. He asked her if she would please get "Justin" some water. She replied back saying " Have Megan get it" We cracked up laughing. never thought she would come up with that one.

My kiddos are too young, but my parents tell me we came out with these gems:

"Daddy, look, that man is pregnant too". My brother screamed that to my dad in the grocery store...at the time my mom was preggo with me.

"I'm not a pain in the a$$". I screamed at the top of my lungs in the grocery store to my dad in response to his statement "Stop being a pain in the a$$"

Needless to say, my dad had some very embarrassing grocery shopping trips!

When I was prego with my daughter(and we all know gas during prego cannot be helped) I was on an important buisness phone call and I quietly but not quietly enough passed gas, and my 4 yr old yells very loudly " MOMMY YOU FARTED, WHAT DO YOU SAY?" OMG I just about died. But I can laugh now.

This involves my cousin and her then 3.5 year old daughter. One day my cousin had a couple of guests came over. Two women and a guy. When the door bell rang, my cousin who just came out of a shower and threw on a dress, went downstairs to open the door and she realized that she forgot to put an underwear. As she was going downstairs to the door She said "oops I forgot to put on my underwear" and her daughter heard that. Long story short, while she was sitting in the living room talking to her guests, here comes her daughter with a pair of underwear and said, "here mommy, you said you forgot to put your underwear". I thought that was very embarrassing but also hilarious!!!!

Mine is my niece's. We were at a restaurant, and my sister took her to the bathroom. After she went, my sister then had to go, and my niece said in a very loud voice, "Mommy, why do you have hair down there?"

When my son was around four years old (now nine), we were in the restroom at the mall. I was washing my hands and my son yells very loud...:Mama I need you to come in here and wipe the poop off my bum". Everyone in the restroom started to laugh :-)

My son is four and in within the past year he has had many moments, I will just share a few.

The woman checking us out at the store had one of those holes in her neck from smoking( I think) so she sounded very very raspy and hoarse. She said "hi" to us and my son repeated back to her in her immatiating how she sounded "why do you sound like this" so embarassing!

My MIL was visiting over summer and my son was laying with Grams on the couch watching a movie. Eventually he was uninterested so he turned to stare at her. Then he rubs around the outside corners of her eyes and says "Grams.. What are these weird rips on your face" (her crow's feet winkles). You can totally tell she is a little hurt but tells him "wrinkles" which he responds like "wrinke wrinkle little star?" and continues with the song!

But the topper has to be a few months ago we were grocery shopping, we were almost done when all of a sudden he said he had to poop. So I asked him we are guna go check out can you wait until we are done, he says fine. So as I am grabbing the bread a sweet older lady comes up and says to him "hi, how are you?" to which he responds "alright, I just really have to poop."

Oh, Gee, there are sooooo many...but one that sticks out was when my 5 year old daughter said to M., "Mommy, I'm never going to give in to peter pressure." My immediate response was "WHAT?!!!" and she said, "You know, peter pressure, when you do what your friends are doing, even though you know it's wrong." My husband and I about died laughing and my husband assured M. that he won't hesitate to remind her of that when she starts dating...LOL

My 4 y.o. son, while naked and ready to take a bath, pointed at his testicles and said: "Mommy, what's in this pocket???"...maybe not embarassing (it was just me and him), but definitely precious!!!

Just a few weeks ago, we were @ JoAnn Fabrics. I was so engrossed in selecting something, I didn't notice my 2 & 1/2 year old son had removed several thimbles from the rack. As I turned around, he was trying to get the last one hung back up. It wasn't working, so in complete frustration, he loudly declared, "son of a b****"!!

We all know how many old ladies work there and one just happened to be in the aisle at the same time. Before I could reprimand him, he said it again. I sheepishly dragged him away as she "tsk-tsked" me.

Too bad I couldn't think of a clever response then.

this isnt embarressing just funny. my 15 mnth old can say a handfull of words. one is done. he says it whenever he has finished eating. my mom gave hima couple of fun size candy bars with the book she got him for halloween this year. I was breaking one into pieces for him and letting him take the pieces out of my hand. he was very excited because he doesn't get junk food that often. I asked him if I could have a piece. he looked at me and then at the candy then at me again. he picked out the smallest piece and gave it to me. I said "mmm thats good thank you can I have another?" he put his little hand over my mouth and shouted "done!"
another one is that my mom has been trying to get him to say grandma since he was a week old. the other day she was at it again, and everytime she said "say grandma." he would shake his head no and say dad. finally after about 20 times he screams dadma! and burst into laughter.
one more (there are so many) when he was about 8 mnths old (so before he knew any real words) my mom was watching him for the day. she had taken him to my grandma's house (whom my son calls Ba...since great grandma is to long) my mom started telling me about how Ba had made him dumplings and apple sauce and how he ate alot. she looked at my son and said "Ba would have fed you till you popped." he grins and says what sounded very much like "i love that ba!" hillarious since he couldn't really talk!

Well, I was a at store recently.... and my son (who is 4), and who has a loud voice.... said "Mommy I didn't poop yet today...." And well the whole store heard! Oh goody!
I just told him "Oh well thank you for telling me. Maybe later."

My husband told me a story one morning while I was getting the kids ready for school. It was a little early, because the middle child had an honor roll breakfast to attend, and my husband was taking her. He had been to a work related mens night out the night before, and was telling me about some jokes his coworkers played on a guy they work with who has some langague issues (he is from India, and these other guys have been playing some tricks) One was that they told the man that the name of the beer he was drinking was "golden showers" (it was golden wheat) and they saw some really pretty girls across the bar (these other guys are all young and single, and my husband is thier boss) so they told the guy to go over to the women and invite them to have a beer with him, and that girls loved golden showers...so you know what happens next...

Anyway, I laughed at the story. Fast forward to the breakfast a half hour latter...my daughter proceeded to tell her friends and their parents that I liked golden showers...

Ahhhhh....priceless.

M.

Oh I forgot one! My daughter made a "grateful pumpkin" in sunday school, so we are proud parents reading the things she wrote on it that she is grateful for, she was in 1st grade. Her Sisters, her friends, her Mom, her Dad, living in our city, her school, and....BEANO!

When my daughter was about 18 months I was shopping at Kohls and they have these carts that are kinda like strollers where the child sits in front and there is a big bag in back where you put all your stuff. Anyway my daughter was in the front seat part and I was shopping away putting stuff in the basket and not paying too much attention to her since she was happily riding along. After we paid and were getting ready to walk away from the register, the checkout girl says really loud, "Mam--you have to pay for those!" I didn't know what she was talking about until I looked at my daughter and saw that she was covered head to toe in underwear and bras that she had apparently took off the racks as we were walking by and had been playing dressup in them. I was pretty embarrassed and it took me like ten minutes to extricate her from all the bras while the whole store looked on!

Actually this just happend on Halloween. My four year old was Trick Or Treating with my oldest son who is 12 and he said Trick Or Treat but may I use your bathroom I have to poop! My son was so embarassed and to top it off he made a mess and the oldest had to clean it up. We havent stopped laughing about it lol

My son's teacher gives marks when the kids do something out of line. I served my son pancake and took away his plate before he was finished eating, since he had walked away. He came back and saw it gone and said to me "Mommy, where is my pancake? I wasn't finished. That's not nice. You know better. You get a mark!"

The first one that came to mind is when I was at Target with my son who was almost three. We were stopped b/c I was looking at something. My son looked over at the lady's cart who was right by us and very loudly said, "Mommy, That lady is buying a bra and panties!!" LOL Her and I were both very embarrassed!

Just the other day I was doing dishes and my son came up and was poking me in the butt. I told him he was not allowed to touch Mommy's butt. He says, But it's squishy!!! (I guess I better start doing butt exercises)

When my son was little (he is now 15) I would always tell him "be a leader, not a follower." One day in the middle of January he decided he wanted to weare shorts to school. I said no, the weather was obviously too cold. He insisted that he wanted to wear shorts. Finally, in frustration, I said, "Jeremy, no one at school is goofy enought to wear shorts in the middle of winter." His reply was "But mom, I want to be a leader, not a follower." Right then, I knew I had not only lost the battle, but also the war!!!!!!!!

i was taking my nephew, who was about five at the time, to his parents co-ed baseball game. we didnt know which diamond they would be in, so we were driving very slowly past the first diamond. i said, "oh, it's an all girl team. that's not them." my nephew leans out the window and yells at the top of his lungs, "PLAY BALL, BIMBOS !!" i just about died. everyone's head swiveled around to look at us. sigh.....

One time, my then 2-yo son and I were having lunch with a female friend that my son hadn't met before that day. He didn't really take much of a shine to her and started saying to me, "No that boy! No that boy!" Thankfully, my friend had no idea what he was talking about. When she asked, I told her that he saw a boy he didn't like. I did not tell her that SHE was the boy that he didn't like.

The best one I ever heard was a little girl a friend of mine used to babysit. I think she was 3 or 4. They were at a store, and she saw someone walk past them and said, loudly, "Look at that lady's panty lines! MY mommy doesn't have panty lines, because my mommy doesn't wear panties!"

I don't have any yet but I am sure they will come soon with 2 boys 2 years apart.

Years ago my sister was having a party and my niece was grounded and had to stay in her room. I went into the frontroom by the bottom of the staires and there were pieces of paper on the carpet. I opened one and they were notes from my niece upstaires saying someone please help I am being held against my will, rescue me!!!!!!!!!!! Soooooooooooooo funny!