My mum says it's springloaded. That the spring magically breaks when the last teen moves out, but until then, spring loaded.
My daily chores (before my shower)
- Dustmop
- Wash the floors
- Clear and clean counters and table
- Start a load of laundry
and my house is ALWAYS on the verge of total collapse. What I can see just sitting here in my chair not even turning my head that don't belong there unless otherwise noted:
On a leather chair
- Bunny puppet
- Stethascope
- Jammie Bottoms
- A stack of papers
On the coffee table
- Evian bottle
- Chess board
- Camera
- Can of soda I neither buy nor drink (huh?)
- Video games
- Books (3)
- Hexbug/nanobug set
- Incentive spirometer
- Micky D's cup (that I also didn't buy
- half of a magic trick
On the couch
- Dog
- 1 throw blanket that's supposed to be there
- 1 throw blanket that's not supposed to be there
On the other leather chair
- Stuffed crocodile
- Babywipes
- Plastic lids
- Parking ticket
- Pillow from couch (umm... sorta balanced precariously between that chair and a guitar)
- Video game box
- 1 red shoe
On the foot stool
- Pillow from upstairs
- Thinkgeek catalogue
- Bottle of bubbles
- xBox controller
Med table
(where the stesthascope and I.S. are supposed to be)
- IV pump & gloves & nonrefrigerated meds other medicalish things that *do* belong there
- A pair of sunglasses (missing for a week)
- A half drunk gatorade
- Halo Encyclopedia
Floor
- Dog (he moved)
- The other half of the magic trick
- Sleeping bag (huh?)
- Huskies Football
- Random plastic bag
- Manila envelope, opened (aka recycling)
- My hopes and dreams
That's only one room, and I had this room SPOTLESS 12 hours ago.
Yup. Springloaded.