A string goes into a bar...
Bartender says," we dont serve strings here'.....a bit later, the string feeling VERY offended, returns.
Bartender says, "I TOLD you, we dont serve strings here!!!"
String leaves and gives it some thought.....hmmm?.... he tied himself into a knot and fraid the top of his hair....he returned to the bar...
Bartender says, "I SAID...WE DONT SERVE STRINGS!!!!"
String says..."No, I'm not a string..I'm afraid not", "I'll have a beer"
Stupid, I know.
OK...one more...
A kindly old couple come into an inherited parrot. This particular parrot curses like a sailor. "Baak, ****, you***, baak!!' The old man tries and tries to keep this trash mouth from talking...to no avail.
One Sunday, while serving brunch to their church friends...the parrot GOES OFF!!! "baaak, ****,****.and**** to you too!!!"
The old man was SOOO embarrassed!!! He threw the parrot in the freezer!!!!
Sometime later, the old man calmed down and took the parrot out and put him back in his cage....there was complete and utter silence.
The dog walked up and asked the parrot, "what gives? why are so quiet?"...Parrot says, "Be cool man, did you see what they did to the chicken and the turkey!?!"
Hardy, har har har!!!!
:)