Y.M.
I talk about the birds and bees with my children since birth. It has been really easy making things real for my 3.5 year old because he watched my belly get bigger and bigger and we talked about how I'm the Mamma and I'm going to now be the Momma of him and a baby sister. He witnessed the breastfeeding and all of that too.
But, it was harder with my oldest daughter who was basically raised as an only child till she was 11 years old. We told her that we were going to get pregnant with a baby brother or sister for her and she was totally grossed out. However, she would purposely inquire about when and where we were doing it, "trying to make the baby". Only as an excuse to get grossed out all over again. One time she even kindly asked if we wouldn't do it if she's in the house... funny.
And she knew what we were doing because I'd talked about what happens to a Mommy's body and how babies develope and how to take care of babies all of her life. As far as the mating part goes, well, that was even easier... Thanks to the discovery channel.
There was some show I found her captivated by one day about strange animal mating rituals. She was really impressed by the lions mating and the dance of the birds. But, it went through a series of animals and all of the weird and funny things they do to capture the opposite sex attention. After watching the birds and ducks... she turned to me and said, "Did Dad bite you on the neck when you mated with him to make me?" She got it... but, I said, "No, he didn't hold me down and bite me on the neck. It's uncomfortable for animals because they have animal bodies but for humans we are smarter and we know whats going on, so a human female (keep in mind that we had just listened to all of the techinal terminology from the show) can relax when mating so that it doesn't hurt."
Prior to this show, which I did turn off quickly once they were showing a close up of some animals privates really going at it... we had many conversations about how to keep ourselves safe from preditors, what personal boundaries are appropriate for social relationships and what physical/body boundaries are appropriate. We had many talks about how no one is supposed to touch her privates or ask her to touch theirs. And that she is to tell me if an adult (other than I) tries to start a conversation about them as well. And more... I really tried to give her a script for every "ify", "weird gut feeling", scenario that might happen. She tells me that no one has corrupted her mind more than me... It's a fine line between preserving their innocence and breaking through nievety making them wise. It sucks, but not everyone regards our children as precious and has the best intentions for them.
But as she grew older, approaching her tween years, her school offered a curriculum about it. I reviewed the information and pictures with her at home. But, even with that... I don't think it really clicked for her until she saw that mating show. That's when she had an "Ahh,haa" moment. She saw that show probably around the same time as she received that information from school.
Whether she fully understood or not though, we repeated the protocol of what to do if you get your period (and what that is) for the first time. We informed her so that she wouldn't be scared (although it's scarey no matter what), but, we also re-inforced what to do. Even down to the "what ifs"... like what if you get your period and you are on the bus, nor not in the bathroom and it bleeds through.... Well, just tie your jacket around your waist and get to a bathroom as soon as possible. Even... what if you have no money, your back pack is not with you, and there is no pad dispenser... Well, you wipe your panties clean as much as possible, wrap the toilet paper around them, wad it up under your bum as much as you can, and then once padded up with the make shift pad, make your way to the school, nurse, a teacher, the school secretary, or a female adult that can help you. Yes, that's how detailed I am as a Mom. You can just imagine the rest of the conversations.
Well, she got her first period when she was 11 and it was on the bus ride home from school. It was cold and rainy, but she did wear her jacket around her waist as she walked all the way home. Poor girl.
Since then, she's been a birthing partner for me as she's watched both of her siblings be born. She actuallly stood there and said, "Mom I can't believe I'm looking between your legs like this...oh, oh, oh, what's that... it's the head.. the babies head it coming out out. PUSH HARDER MOM!"
Now if that ain't birth control for a teenager, I don't know what it.
Well, good luck to you... I've shared my experience now my only advice would be, that life will teach these things to your kids. Whether they learn about it somewhere else or not, you can embrace the learning experience as it comes... as it presents itself (such as what happend to me during the discovery channel show). Just be ready to capture the moment. And if you are already a plugged in Mom who knows what is going on in your kids life, you will be able to know when the right moments are.
God bless
Y.