If you said, hey I'm a first time poster....
wait. i get it. If you said that....well we'd all know.
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I just read your eta. Thank you. I *have* noticed a surprising amount of first time posters with dramatic questions that seem to never reappear. But I digress... :)
Your point is well taken. I concede. For you, I shall refrain from any reference to first time posters, their lack of previous questions or anything that sets them apart and identifiable.
Us regulars gotta look out for each other. :)
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ETA - I'm sure people will be returning to read some of these answers - so I have a request of all the regulars. Please go create a new account. You'll need to use a different email address of course. And post a question. Doesn't need to be true, obviously fake, dramatic or particularly interesting.
Let's help 4littleones - and BURY her question in a pile of questions! :)