mine says more Flappity, Flappity, squish, flap, plup plup, and OW! cause I hit myself with it. I have really strong, well muscled bi-ceps, but I am over weight and all the chub I accrued over the years hangs like baggage. I try everything nothing gets rid of it. I like you, dont like to look like Priscilla the HUN (Attila's sister). I always try to get a sleeved or capped sleeve dress. If I cant, I get a half shell short sleeve jacket. Are you in the wedding party? If not I think Jacket Dress suits are really sharp and I generally get lots of comments on them.