Have Your Kids Said Anything Funny Recently?

My 6 year old son has gotten the standard... you'd better be good b/c Santa is watching!!!

He asked me, "When I use the bathroom does Santa give me privacy?"

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My nearly 3 year old grandson, when he is crying and his momma is wiping his tears tells her "Don't touch my face rain! Give me back my face rain!"

The other night my five year old made his Santa list so we can mail it. The third most desired item? A box of envelopes! I'm still laughing! Last month he "made a deal" with me that if he got the daily award in his class for exceptional behavior all week then I would buy him his own package if index cards. He also asked his grandmother for his own stapler. The kid is ready for business!

i have a couple, like someone said, i must tell my son he's handsome a bit too much because once time he actually rolled his eyes (he's 5) and said, "i KNOW mom..." lol.

the other night after my husband put up the christmas lights, i waited until it was dark to pick him up from preschool (you know how early it gets dark now, that sounds awful but it was only like 20 minutes late lol) he spent the whole drive home looking for christmas lights and pointing them out, and i said nothing. we turn the corner on our street and he has NO idea, and he sees them, and his eyes light up with wonder and he says, with a huge GAAAASP! "my HOUSE!!! It's BEAUUUUUTIFUL!!" so cute. he must have said it "it's so beautiful!" like fifty times after that.

it must have REALLY made an impression because he keeps talking about them. yesterday we got home from school and he says, "I bet Santa comes to our house first!" i asked why is that? he said, "i always do my favorite thing first at school." again...beacause of the BEAUUUTIFUL christmas lights!

ah the wonder of a child at christmas :)

Ok, this was a little while ago, but I was trying to find a store that I had never been to before and during the drive I mumbled to myself, "hmm, did I go the wrong way?" My son pipes up from the back seat "We ARE going the wrong way." I asked him how he knew and he told me "The sign says so."
We were at a stoplight and there was a highway off ramp on the other side of the intersection! I still forget that he can read now....

My friends kid asked is brussel sprouts were baby cabbage. LOL I thought that was cute

my recently turned 3 yr old daughter asks me the other night "Can me and Emily stay up tonight, til like 10:87"? I laughed and say "10:87 huh?" and she instantly gets very serious and says "MOMMY, i'm serious... so don't make me call Barney over here......i WILL ! "
hehe :)

My DD is 4. Her blankie is her very best friend. She told us at Thanksgiving that her blankie has a middle and last name. It's name is Blankie B. Blank. Lol. ♥ that kid!!!

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I love love love the mind of a 9yo. Still the childlike substitutions, with the adult content.

I can't remember exactly what she said but my six y/o said something to me with "air quotes" the other day and it was in the correct context. Soooo funny

My husband was being silly so while we were in our son's room, he suddenly picked me up and threw me on the bed and just gave me a giant hug. My 2.5 year old son walks in the room and sees me laying on the bed with my husband on top of me and he says, "Mommy fell down?" and we laugh and say "yes, Mommy fell down" and then he stops and thinks for a minute and says "Daddy pushed you?". lol.

My older daughter tends to be more on the emotional side and my younger one is more level-headed. It drives my older one crazy when something upsets her but it is not upsetting to her younger sister. She will say "Avery! Stop acting like a grown up!" It always brings a smile to my face.

My boy loves those DVD's from HBO - Classical Baby.. his favorite ofcaurse is the Buzzy Beez song.. so at dinner table, (and he is 3 btw) he suddenly bursted into a Bzzzzz Bzz Bzzzz! So daddy asked him, "hey buddy is that the sound a fly makes when trapped on the window?" My son held his breath for a minute, and looked angrily at daddy and said. "BUMBLEBEE!" Looking very annoyed that daddy did not guess right.

A minute later he started banging on the table.. and I got a little mad, and said "no buddy we don't bang on the table". To my amusement he started banging and humming to Carmen #2. (Music video from the same DVD is called Art Faces). He lifted his hands to his cheeks and said "Faces".

This from a kid with speech delay and aspergers!!!

I was watching the Hoops & Yoyo Christmas special over the weekend with my daughter. In one part it says it takes place in 1802. She says, "That's before you were even born! Wait....WAS that before you were born?" Uh yeah. Yeah, it was.

My 2 1/2 yr old had her toys all over the floor a couple weeks ago and she said 'mommy this mess is messy'! Lol!!

Also just the other night we were shopping in target and a lady was walking by her and said 'excuse me honey' so she could get by and my daughter turned to me and said 'I'm not honey, I'm Sienna'!
Lol!!!!

Today I told my 2.5 yr old he was handsome, and he said "Duh mama!"

Our 4.5 year old son told me I was as pretty as the green M&M girl and he loved me as much as Legos. Awwww.

Little does he know I tossed out the few Legos he had. I HATE LEGOS!

Last year as we were driving down the highway, my son (who was 3), saw a road sign and said, "Mom look! An arrow!" I said "Yes." Then he added, "That means 'click here!"

My DD who is 3.5 was going potty the other morning and my hubby (who sleeps in a T-shirt and boxers) was helping her. She kept looking at him, and looking at him ( down there)...finally she said, daddy I think you pooped in your pants. He said that is daddys pee pee..time to start wearing shorts LOL

My 6 yr old was crying and holding me (read..throwing a fit) because she wasn't ready for me to fix her hair for her dance class. We were at her school and two of her little girlfriends came over and asked what was wrong with her. I told them well she's feeling a bit dramatic right now. Are you guys ever dramatic? They both nodded and said "Oh yea, allllllll the time!" They were soooo cute.

After church on Sunday, I picked my 18 month old daughter up from the nursery and we left. On the way home, my six year old and I asked her what she did in the nursery. Here's her response...exactly the way she says and pronounces everything...

"Doodle-y Baby! And I play! And the toys! And the baby! And I sitty-down! And I POOP!"

(Sure enough.) :)

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My daughter is into Gnomeo and Juliet. She has to taken to finding flowers (aka clovers) and pulling them apart while jumping around going, Your Love is Doomed, Your love is dead, doomed, dead. (a scene from the movie). It's funny for us but she gets funny looks at the park.

Yesterday was not a patient driving day for me. After mutter "Come on Guys!" about thirty times, I finally got a break in traffic and pulled out....just to have some yahoo swerve into the turn lane and block me on the road.
"You've got to be fing kidding me!" I yelled.....and from the back seat I hear...."Come on Guys!" whooo....close call

Well I was walking up the stairs carrying groceries and my 4 yr son took a bag to carry. He looks in the bag then up to his grandmother and told her that he has mommies diapers in his bag. (my always pads) LOL

The pediatrician recommended that my son gargle twice a day with warm salt water to get rid of something stuck on his tonsils. He asked if we had to go to the ocean to get the salt water, and he's 12!

Children are so precious. My 22 month old son recently was looking at a picture of Santa. When I asked him who the man was in the picture he looked and with the sweetest face said, "God!". I guess we have some more teaching to do, but at least he get's the concept that God is good and gives us so many wonderful things... kind of like the legendary Santa.

i was driving last night and my tiny 4 yr old babygirls voice said....."mommy, why dont you want to wreck your Mazda Car?" I was like uhhhh because I like my Mazda car and we might get hurt " Babygirl said "well, I'm not saying you HAVE to wreck it, but you DO need a new car!" I love that kids logic. The only way to get a new car is obviously to wreck the one you have! silly kid.