How Many Trolls Do We Have Today?

This is what I get for being quasi-responsible and doing Homework and (THINKING about doing) housework.

Sniff.

I LIKE feeding trolls.

Nom nom nom.

Poor little lonely 12yo boys with no girlfriend need to eat, too!

It'a a million degrees below zero today (slight exaggeration) and we are stuck inside. The least they could do, is be interesting. Sigh.

Me Me Me! I want to put permanent eyeliner on my pagent worthy child but only if I can drive her there without a car seat but perhaps I need to check with my psychic first.

Good grief, right?

Oh, I got a ridiculous question: Our pet rabbit farts. How come?
Really. LOUD farts. Should we give her anything for it?
Oh and... I can't help but think she is suffering. My daughter had gas issues as a baby and we gave her Mylicon infant gas drops. Can it be used on a rabbit? And how do we teach our rabbit manners? She is potty trained and uses a littler box. When she farts, my kids just laugh! It is so loud! When we have guests, it is embarrassing. Or maybe I shouldn't be so self-conscious. Our rabbit is only maybe 3 years old.
Please HELP!
*(clarification: our pet rabbit, really DOES fart. It is hilarious! And it is, loud!)

Funny you mention troll. I was on Allrecipes and saw a recipe by guess who:

DANDYLION

I don't know. Honestly, these trolls aren't pushing the envelope for drama *or* interesting. I mean, the thread about the child model could have been done so much better.

Too much time and seriously not enough imagination. It's like they're swinging for the infield. If I was a troll, they'd be flying over the fences. They'd be too good to resist-- you would HAVE to post, just to get the clutter of that formulating comment out of your mind. Maybe I've missed my calling... or not.

Damn! I only saw one! I must have missed some fun while doing stupid housework! UGH, why can't I just sit on Mamapedia with a glass of wine and some bonbons all day! ;)

I wish I had taken a bet on whether you would post on the trolls--yet again! I'd be going out to a NICE dinner instead of cooking.

DON'T FEED THETROLLS!!!

It's quite easy, really, ya know?

I know of 1 which keeps getting pulled pretty often and now I am thinking about another that I may have taken the bait on but I missed the 3rd, I think....

School is in session.... I just wonder what is going on?

Thanks J.!

Well, it IS cold outside...even trolls need to stay warm by the light of their computer screen.

I'm kind of enjoying the trolls today -- not feeling well and this is just providing a good distraction...

Yeah. This is annoying. Why can't they go play on Yahoo answers or something? I have grown to love the troll-free-ness of this site.

Count M. as one. I'm here.

ooohhhh!! Mr. Kotta!! Kotta!!! Pick me!! Pick me!! I gotta an answer!!!

MMMMMEEE!!! MEEE!!!

LOL!! I don't know....I have been gone for about 3 hours...I saw two...but who knows!! Maybe more!!

I only saw 2. Maybe DandyLion will show up, havent seen her in a while :(

I havent been here FULLY in awhile, some FACEBOOK group gets most of my attention these days.....
When I log in to mamapedia I look at the posts on the front page only and if there are any that slightly seem to need my advice I open them.
I just havent had time to pay attention to trolls. I'm sad about that. I need a good trolling ;)

I always miss all the fun. :(

No Way Momof4...seriously? Was it all canned cream of something soup and corn flakes?

J., are we allowed to guess names now? Both starting with R?

Some things never change ;c)

I didn't bother to count.
After a couple of questions from one person, I took a break from looking at any posts for a while.

I don't know....
I bet we could come up with some pretty ridiculous questions of our own.

"Have you ever worn mismatched socks and gloves to work or to a medical appointment?"

"Have you ever worn thermal underwear under your clothes to go to work in your office?"

"I had a hysterectomy 16 years ago, but my breasts are sore and I'm nauseous in the morning. Could I be pregnant?"

I bet we could come up with some real dillies.

:)

I haven't been on in awhile and although they can be silly, I rather enjoy the laugh. Only from the really good trolls though. I hate when they pull them before I can laugh at them!

Did someone really post about rabbit farts?!