We are having some fruit coctail and he asked me if it's made out of fruit, cotton balls and tails. LOL!! What are some cute things your little ones have said?
My 6 year asked me if I was ever a cave woman! LOL! Thanks lady!
The other day I was running around like a mad woman trying to get ready(Im very pregnant) and my 2 y/o son looked at me and said "Mommy you priddy" Bless his heart!
After my then 3 year old had her first haircut. She has very curly dark hair. She saw her hair on the ground, pointed at my crotch and said mommy your hair is on the ground. I turned bright red and about died.
I called my son and daughter my "precious children." My son (who was in his Batman phase) said, "SHE'S a precious children. I'M Batman!!"
:) So cute. And now he's engaged. :(
My daughter put a toilet wipe in between her butt cheeks and said. "look Momma!!! I have puppy tail!!!!"
sheesh..... :)
"I'm a crazy child!!! I'm a crazy child cuz my is Aubrey Anne Christensen. My life is good and I have a imagination that is out of this world!" -My 3 year old. Lol.
Our Senior Center (I volunteer playing paino there once a week, and she's been coming with since she was 2, now 6) was building an addition, and everyone kept referring to it as "ARC" (I forget what the letters stand for, but it's a community support group for mentally handicapped) and pronouncing it literally, "ark." So months of referring to this, and I never knew she was paying attention...
...and then one day she asked me when all the animals we're going to come for the ark. Seriously, I about lost it. :)
***ooh, I thought of another one. At a restaurant, she ordered chocolate milk (very clearly.) They brought her white milk. She tried it, got a look, looked up at the adults at the table, stated "I DIRECTLY told them that I wanted chocolate milk!" and burst into tears. Okay, we all tried really, really hard not to laugh.
My 11 y o daughter recently said, "Mom, can you imagine when I'm 20 and you're old and in a rest home?"
today i was trying to explain something to my 5yo and he told me" all that is not necessary, i just need you to..." i was dying laughing!
I am breastfeeding my newborn. My first, 3 yrs old, was watching me and asked, " is the baby feeding?" I said yes.
Then my newborn broke her latch for a second, exposing my nipple. My son squealed, "what is THAT?" pointing to my nipple. Before I could answer, he said, "are those your feeders?" LOL, yes, my feeders.
My mother in law once asked my younger son what he wanted to be when he grew up. He looked at her and said, very seriously, that he wanted to grow up to be a "big fat clown." No one knows where that one came from, but it sure threw us for a loop and was so funny.
Oh man. I love these things.
My kids and I, 2 1/2year old son and an 8month old lil girl, were in the car leaving the grocery store.
My son asked for a little piece of candy, which he got because of his awesome behavior in the store. OH he has this stuffed lion that is like his baby. IT used to be called baby lion..now it's all grown up...he says.
So he says "mommy Can big boy Lion share my candy with me?"
Me: "Well aren't Lion's carnivores? I don't think he will like the candy"
my son "NO mommy Big boy lion is not a carnivore, he's an OMNIvore, thats why he can share my candy with me. He likes meat and other stuff"
I died...haha I was laughing so hard.
After an afternoon nap one day, I told my youngest child, "Oh, Bryan...your shoes are on the wrong feet!" He looked at me with the most puzzled expression, looked down at his feet, then said while alternately moving his feet up & down, "Nuh-uh! Dey on DEZE feet!"
This was just last week. My 7 yr old was looking at a fancy wedding invitation at my parents house. It was from my dad's cousins daughter. It was all cream satin with a pair of hands holding a heart and a crown on top. On the way home my dd said to me "Isn't that neat that granny & grandad are going to the Royal Wedding" I almost didn't want to burst her bubble!!! lol
