J.K.
Nervy Girl, you are as picky as my youngest son!! Ha ha, just kidding - here is a recipe I found on line, that he just loves. I thought it sounded OK when I first read it, but I had the ingredients on hand and just went for it. It is now a family favorite. I do NOT use all the ingredients called for, because my son hates raw veggies in his noodles. So, here's the full recipe.
Italian Confetti Pasta Salad
1 Cup Mayo
1 T red wine vinegar
1 tsp. salt
1/4 tsp. black pepper
1 clove garlic, minced
1-1/2 T chopped fresh basil
2 cups colored rotini pasta
1 C chopped tomatoes
1/2 C yellow bell pepper
1/2 C sliced black olives
Cook pasta to al dente, rinse and cool. In mixing bowl, whisk together mayo, vinegar, salt, pepper and garlic. Mix in basil. Add pasta and all other ingredients and fold in until mixed.
I did not use peppers or olives, and I used a can of diced petite tomatoes, drained and rinsed it and put a whole can in. I served immediately at dinner, since it is more creamy if you eat it then. I did not use fresh basil, I used dry. And I used minced garlic out of a jar. It tastes fabulous but just tweak it to what you want in it. Hope you like it!
ETA: I forgot you don't want garlic. Sorry. I'm sure it will be fine without it too!