M.!.
What kind of bees make milk?
Boo-Bees (Boobies)
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I really need a laugh. A good one!
Thank you! :o)
What kind of bees make milk?
Boo-Bees (Boobies)
(hehehhehehe
Q: Why don't they make Viagra for women?
A: They do. It's called "emptying the dishwasher without being asked to first".
Good thing we all have Yuki to keep us straight on what type of forum this is!! What would we do w/o her?
My son (3 1/2) asked my husband if he had a baby in his belly! It was so funny, until I saw my husband checking his gut in the mirror later. he he Poor guy, now he knows how we feel!
How many mama's does it take to change a light bulb? None that's what she has kids for... lol... This was a joke my son put in my valentines card. thought it was cute.
What do you call a man who has lost 95% of his brainpower? A widower!
i cant believe someone complained.....
My daughter was 3 when i asked her to take a shower with me because we were in a hurry, she told me "no, im scared", when i asked her why she said she was "not wanting to turn back into a baby" dumbfounded i explained that this would not happen, to which she only had one question
"then, mommy, tell me what a baby shower is!"
she still loves it when i tell her this story (shes 8 now)