Crazy Confessions

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I disinfect the door knobs and light switches every day, a few times a day. I eat feta cheese like no one's business. I have to sleep in pitch dark otherwise I can't sleep. I sleep with earplugs. I love my husband, not his snoring. I have to have vegetables for dinner for kids every day. I am bad with directions. If I were to give you directions to my house, you would call me from Hong Kong because I got you lost.

My closet doors HAVE to be closed when I go to sleep.

I cannot go to bed if there are dishes in the sink.

I wash my hands and brush my teeth after every..single..cigarette.

Like how dark? I am intrigued and may want to start this....

Ok, here's mine....

I could go through an entire container of parmesan cheese in a few weeks if my husband didn't monitor my intake.

I hold my fork and knife in a "pompous" manner according to my husband. But the reason I do that is because it is sooo much faster getting the food to my mouth after cutting! (I only do this in private at home. I am not a pig in public!)

Sometimes I dip my steak in ketchup if the steak doesn't have good flavor! Classy, I know.

Why are all of mine food related.......

There are boogers under my car seat. Shut up, you do it too!!

I flip out over open cabinet doors and cannot handle anything peeking out of closed drawers -even if there are piles of clothes on the floor.

I will eat almost anything with goat cheese. A favorite is M&Ms.

I have to pluck any stray eyebrow hairs every morning and night.

Men in turtlenecks simultaneously repulse me and turn me on.

That's probably enough for now! Nikki-you're making me rethink buying used cars ;-)

I am TERRIFIED of Dr Suess. None of his books will EVER be in my house.
I put spaghtetti sauce on my Kraft Mac and Cheese.
I love to eat honey by itself.
My house can be a disaster, but I will go nuts if one shirt is folded and put away in the wrong drawer, or if a towel is folded wrong in the closet.
Weird times of day stress me out. I like it when a time is either sequential or at least the numbers make sense together. Like 1:23 is a great time. 4:44 is a great time. 6:42 is fine. 3:29 stresses the hell out of me.

Mama2B, I think you have introduced us to a new energy saving concept..I'm definitely going to do the shower in the dark..I kind of like the idea..even at night though? No candle?

I take a bath in the dark with just a candle. It's plenty of light.

I drink hot tea (English Breakfast) with local honey and 2% milk every day and literally get an upset stomach if I can't have it that way, especially when I'm traveling. Only McDonald's and Starbucks carry both honey and milk, which is just about everywhere, but I do have to ask them now for the honey. I wonder if there are honey thieves?

I had a dream this week that I was hired as a live in nanny for a man that was raising little piglets like kids. He expected them to be bottle fed, sleep in cradles, and I had to clean up after them when they made their messes. The man laid down on the couch and fell asleep with these piglets on his chest. I woke up that day wondering what in the world? Later I realized that I dreamed it because I feel like all these people in my household are pigs!

I am perfect and find everything that I do perfecctly normal ... 'Nuff said!

I like to peel the dead skin off after a sunburn ~ from anyone. I'd do it for a stranger if they let me!
I LOVE hot tamales and IF some make it home from the store I hide them so I don't have to share them with my kids.
My food can't touch and I eat all of one thing before I move on to the next.
My feet get claustrophobic! Even at work I am without shoes most of the time (hence my love for flip-flops and sandals).

i love this one

If i find a really old gummy bear thats as hard as a rock I will eat it.
I like ketchup on my taco salad
I pick incessantly at the skin on my lips
if i sense that I went the wrong way around a pole, I sometimes turn around and go the other way or I fear I will enter an alternate universe.
I love pressing hard on my eyeballs with the palms of my hands
book stores and libraries make me have to poo crazy bad. Thank God for Amazon.com
Dark showers sound peaceful.

I not only talk to my cats all day, but I am 100% sure that they LOVE it when I sing to them. Not only do I sing to them, but they songs are made up and always have their names in the song! My husband calls me the crazy cat lady!!

My feet have to be able to get free when I'm under the covers. If they are in a feet burrito, I freak out.

I get abnormally mad if I get hit on the head or face with anything (always accidental of course but it infuriates me)

I could watch the Food Network for hours and hours.

During the winter olympics I fantasize about being a badass snowboarder.

I could eat peanut butter and honey on almost anything.

okay....
i eat A-1 sauce on my mac and cheese....i cant sleep with my feet covered with my blanket, i have to have a big quilt folded at the bottom of my bed and i put my feet under it every night, if my feet come out then i am afraid that someone will grab them (who? i dunno..lol..childish i know)..................i have to sleep with a pillow between my legs.....
okay, and..... i like to rub all over my husbad while he is asleep and i like to rub on his ____ as well, i dunno why, its just fun to do when im bored and cant sleep....

okay - drives my husband INSANE...

I put peanut butter (crunchy!!) on my waffles, pancakes, french toast....WITH maple syrup....

I can only read a book once....

my feet have to stick out of the sheets/comforter when I'm sleeping..but I HAVE TO HAVE a sheet over me..drives hubby insane because I also put the sheet between my legs!! :)

My son does the ketchup on his mac & cheese too..and LOVES it! Seriously - douses it!! (eeewwww for me!!)

I love ketchup on mac and cheese!. I put garlic salt on everything (inlcuding lollipops), I eat $25 worth of string cheese every week.

I am scared of clowns - any clown, anywhere, even cartoon clowns.
I also have to close the closet doors before I sleep
I check the locks on the windows before I go to bed, or I have to get up and check them after I am comfy. But, I often forget to lock the doors.
I talk to my pets like they are people - actually, they are people. LOL
I eat peanut butter and butter sandwiches
I hate most fruit
I love B grade sci-fi movies - the hokier the better
I have a tacky streak a mile wide - but I curb it or my son would disown me.
I could go on, but ....

This was fun!!!! Thanks Mama2B,

LOL my husband does the same, mixing PBJ before. I eat cereal without milk, soggy cereal grosses me out. I do not like syrup, jelly, pies, honey etc. I eat my pancakes with just butter. I can not sleep with my feet covered up. I secretly wish my daughter hadn't gotten her fathers forehead or my nose, but she is beautiful, seriously every one tells me so, it's not just me. :) If there is a scary noise in the house I am the one to go check it out, while my husband shrugs and goes back to sleep,wait... should that be his confession?

I talk to all my pets like they are people the fish too. I sometimes talk to my plants even the ones outside.

I'm really OCD about dumb stuff. I can't stand certain colors together: red and green are Christmas colors, for example. You know the little bubbles on top of to-go cups? They HAVE to be pushed down, all of them. If I take 3 ice cubes out of the ice tray, I have to empty the rest into the ice bucket and fill the ice tray. I can't throw away empty boxes or plastic bags (I might NEED them). I can't eat 'mixed' foods, like peas and carrots together, I separate them... and the food on my plate can't touch each other. I can't use the same utensils to cook and serve food. I'm weird! I try to keep it to myself and not let it bother my family... my biggest thing right now is we have 2 red cars and 1 green one... IT'S KILLING ME ;) Christmas colorrrrrs!! AH!

Nikki, I love ya but..no.

I'm plenty weird, but can't think of any right now.

some comments reminded me of weird things I used to do - (feet under covers so no one would grab them) when I was little after ROOTS was on tv I slept with my feet between the wall and my bed because I was afraid someone would cut them off & ("green, green, green" at lights) when I lived in a place with a roach problem I would say "scatter, scatter, scatter" when I turned on the lights. My 12 year old probably still bites her toenails because they have not been cut since she was about 3! We used to go around & around about this because it's so gross!!!
I have to very carefully take off the first few squares of toilet paper to make sure it's clean tp I'm getting! (my daughter does this too!) and in public we flush with our feet.

I eat ranch dressing with EVERYTHING!
If I need to cry I almost always do it in the shower.

Happy Friday AFTERNOON!

These are so funny, I am glad I am not the only one with quirks. I have to have socks on when I sleep and I have to take my pillow with me when we leave town (I packed it in my suitcase for our honeymoon). I have to shower in the morning even if I showered the night before. The room has to be pitch black for me to sleep ( I have black tape on the light on the computer tower, TV, my phone goes in a drawer to charge), Ceiling fan must be on even in winter. I can not drive with out the radio on. I have different detergents for different types of laundry (sheets and towels are lavender scented, clothes are scent free, darks get the soap of darks ect). I talk to my pets like they are people too, even those who are no longer living. I can't eat seafood but will eat tuna salad (DH can't figure that one out). I lock my car even though it is parked in the garage. I am sure there are more.

Ok to me, mac n cheese is gross without ketchup also. My feet are claustrophobic as well. I prefer to have just one foot sticking out of the covers when I go to sleep, though it doesn't matter which one. O am totally addicted to both candles and bath & body works products. I cannot go into the mall without spending money in there & i trend to buy a new candleevery time I go to walmart so a couple of times a week.

I sleep with a pillow over my head, I could seriously put Hellman's Real Mayo on everything-though I do resist, I like to smell the laundry as I'm folding it, when I was younger I bit my toenails- I'm talking leg up, toes in mouth, I like food cold-especially pizza..just to name a few!

Good Question!

I can't have Claustro-feet! Before I go to bed, I walk around the entire bed, pulling out the tucked in sheets so that my feet will not be pressed down. I love getting into a freezing cold bed.

I just got goose bumps reading about the woman who hates the taste/feel of popsicle sticks, because I can't stand it either..I can't even think about it or it gives me the chills.

I read all magazines from back to front.

I wash my dishes so they are spotless before they go into the dishwasher. It is good until I look to see if I ran it and can't tell.

I wrap myself up in a comforter all year I have to be tucked in on all sides. - even when it is 110 outside. My husband and I have never shared a blanket because I am a blanket hog.

I hate it when I see Christmas lights up anytime after February- it drives me crazy.

I love to eat peanut butter and american cheese (for those of you saying ew- think of the crackers)

I have to scroll back up to the top before I can X out of a page on the computer. Im trying to stop cause its so stupid. I also say "green green green" as I pass thru photo enforced intersections when driving so I know I wont get a ticket running a red light. I only say it if the light is green so I am aware of when it turned yellow and then if it does turn, I write down the date and time so if I get a ticket in the mail I can fight it and know what Im talking about. So far so good. I put on a sock and a shoe and then the other sock and shoe,, never sock sock shoe shoe. I dont see anything wrong with catsup on steak if it needs it, and when I have hot dogs of burger patties with mac n cheese its just normal to have catsup on the mac. I also like a scoop of cold cottage cheese with hot spaghetti. And Nikki,, nope. (o:

OMG I have never met anyone else who does the ketchup on mac and cheese thing! That started with me when I was little and I just never outgrew it.
Here's mine...
I can't wear socks to bed but need a sheet wrapped around them.
If I get one hand wet, I need to get both wet (like when I just rinse something off real quick).
My food can't mix together or touch.
I give many different objects the same name. My daughters "lovey" is a pillow....named squishy, I have an animal I sleep with..named squishy....we had a beta forever and its name was squishy (the other ones name was fishy). I have had numerous animals named bob as well.
I frquently drive with slippers on.
I'll stop there. =)

What a great question! I love all the responses, I feel somewhat less weird.
I have a thing about numbers, I like everything equal, which means I usually buy produce in even numbers, so even if I buy something in 3's, I buy two so that it's six :)
In my car, I must have the temp set at an even number or I can't relax...
I'm sure I do other things around this issue which I can't even think of now :)

I have claustrophobic feet - I have to loosen the sheets/comforter around my feet because I sleep w/ me feet sticking straight up. If the sheet/comforter isn't loose my feet feel like they are being squished by a 1000 pound elephant.

I'm a back sleep so I sleep w/ 4 pillows: 1 under my head, 1 in-between my legs, 1 on each side of my arms.

I have to shower at night before I sleep. I can not go to sleep unshowered - even if I had already showered that morning!!

I WILL NOT swim in a lake or the ocean, pools only please. I hate it when someone drives right beside me, good grief, either slow down and get behind me or go faster and get in front-- just don't stay beside me.
I love Ramen noodles! ( beef flavored )
I talk to my schnauzer every chance I get, he barks back at me, our conversations can last quite some time. I can only fall asleep with my son's bumble bee pillow-pet.

Whewww that was fun!

I eat pickles and m&ms together. It started in high school way before I ever got pregnant or had a kid.

I hate the sight of an open toilet..close the lid!!
I put A-1 sauce on my stuffed cabbage
I also shower in the dark (edit: not as dark..just no lights turned on)
I HATE to get dressed right after my shower..I have to wait about 10-15min that I spend doing my hair, putting lotion on, etc.

Happy Friday!!

I'm terrified of dolphins. I have nightmares on a regular basis. I can sit and watch a dolphin show as long as I'm not too close to the tank. If I see them swimming say, like in an aquarium, I break out in a sweat and almost have a panic attack.

I triple check all the doors and windows to make sure they are locked at night and put my car keys and my giant Marine Corps gerber knife (soon a 380 will take it's place lol) under my pillow) and have a fire escape ladder by my window (I'm like that guy in tremors lmao)

I wrap the covers under my feet

I have to have the bathroom light on to go to sleep

I talk to my cats like they're people (cats just rock!)

I put ketchup on my eggs (the rare time I eat them)

I am a match freak about clothes and shoes (if they are different colors they have to be cohesive, like I'll have my toddler wear pink cargo pants with a purple shirt since traditionally they go together but then the shoes HAVE to be purple b/c if they are pink it will throw off the color balance lmao)

I HAVE to wear socks with my shoes

When people shuffle their feet on dirt or smooth surfaces or write on chalk boards I CRINGE

I am a symmetrical freak... like if my daughter has piggie tails I can't just put one bow on one of them. There has to be 2 bows, one on each side.

I eat ranch with my cheese sandwiches/grilled cheese... and most things really. I love ranch! (especially a local one called wild coyote ranch)

And like a mom below I wash the dishes spotless before putting them in the dishwasher and yeah, it sucks if you forget whether you started it or not and try to check haha.

Rachel, I love reading your questions and everybody's answers - not sure why today, every of the 32 answers are gone??
Me:

I cannot eat from a dirty spoon
I walk around with a bear tooth in my purse as good luck charm
I like to spot 4 leaves clovers when I am walking or sitting on them. I have about 4 or 5 dried up in my purse as charms

cheers

I put hotsauce on my mac and cheese.
I eat cheezeits dipped in mayo.
I can't sleep with socks on.
I like cereal with OJ instead of milk.

OMG ketchup on M&C!!!! That is hilarious. I might have to try that.

I can't sleep unless my feet are completely covered. Even if its 150 degrees outside. I read Ametyville Horror when I was very young and one of the ways the murdered ghosts tried to get the home owners attention was to touch their feet.

Okay here it goes: I sleep with a pillow over my head (sometimes two), my food can't touch each other on the plate, I have to have everything ready (season everything, cut all my meat up, butter bread, etc) before I eat and I have to have 3 paper towels to dry my hands after washing them. These are funny.....great question!!

I love reading all the responses you have gotten. So I thought I'd add a couple.

I eat peanut butter and honey sandwiches and have even satrted putting it on waffles too. I, too, sleep w/ one foot out of the covers. I also like to shower in the dark. I have to shower at night so that I can "air" dry. (hubby hates this ecspecially if he's in the mood cause he has to wait longer for the lotion to dry. hehe) I hate wearing socks w/out shoes. I'd rather go barefoot everywhere. I love cooked onions and peppers, I could eat them w/ almost anything. I have a slight country accent and sometimes it annoys me that my kids have picked it up too. At the same time I think it's the cutest. Thats all I can think of right now, but I"m sure there is more. :)
Oh one more thing. I bake WAY TOO MUCH!! (It relaxes me) Hubby says that is why he is having a harder time losing the last couple pounds. hahaha

I totally have to have things even too..My son has even started turning the volume on an even number and I'm obsessed with 4 and anything divisible by 4 (WIERD)...I LOVE garlic salt and put it on most things with dinner..I am an organizing freak and such a planner that I have things planned on the Calendar till the end of this year :)

I cancelled my OB/GYN appt to make sure I could see my daughter's school performance.

I SCREAM if someone is outside and looks at me through a window! LOL

I will drive all over just to save a few dollars! Not a good idea with the price of gas!

If I know I am right, I will argue my point until you see I am right!

I am a bear at the table with my kids & hubby. I expect GREAT table manners!

I also talk to my cat & dogs like they are people. They even have people names and middle names!!!

I LOVE dipping my french fries in malt vinegar.

OK. I just had to add to this since reading the other responses!!!!

If I get something on my hand or a finger I HAVE to get it off right away!

I will NOT put my hands in dirty dish water without rubber gloves.

My kids must have veggies every day. I even put them in their lunch box!

I cannot step in puddles at a pool - public or private.

I cannot walk over a grate on a sidewalk.

@ Nikki - there are NO boogies under my seat! LOL!

I follow my husband around like a puppy dog when he gets home telling him about my day. He does not like that!

I cannot sit on grass with shorts on.

Oh the crazy things we do and try to hide!!!!

Have a Happy Mother's Day!!

Hello, "MY TOP 5 CRAZY THINGS"

Ok, well im alittle OCD.
1st- my movies are organized my catologes
And if you move one and dont place it in its place it trows me completly off. So i have to redo the entire selfs.(books too, toys, clothes ect...)
2nd- i wash dishes by order. If you wash plates first instead of cups i flip out and i take over. Lol
3rd- cook food a certain way.
4th i eat my m&m's by colors. Lol
5th- before bed everything has to be in its place.
If not ill go looking for it till i find it.

:) hubby doesnt mind at all.

Nobody can ever wear shoes in my house. If they do, the second they leave, I vacuum the carpets and bleach the linoleum. Things that touch the ground are dirty so if I drop a shirt I just washed on the floor back into the laundry it goes!

I shower right before I go to bed and I can not leave the bedroom after that for any reason. If I need a glass of water in the middle of the night, my husband has to get up and get it for me.

I will not touch anything in a public bathroom with my hand.

What a fun question!

I talk to my cats all the time! Ketchup is good on lots of things, mac & cheese is gross without it, so are scrambled eggs!

The only thing wrong with my brand new renovated kitchen is for some reason there are multiple light switches that go with one or two lights. I always have to have certain ones down while others are up (when all lights are off) I don't know if anyone knows what I'm talking about it. But anyway, my husband constantly messes up the order of things and it drives me nuts. I have not told him of my little OCD problem. Scary thing, I caught my daughter doing the same thing with the basement lights.....

Love this! I shower in the dark too (though not pitch black). I used to love peanut butter and lettuce sandwiches (why is this weird? think celery). I thought everyone talked to their cats like people. I hate the feel/taste of wooden Popsicle sticks. I love going to bed a bit wet from the shower.

I use sage and cumin by the tablespoon when cooking (different dishes!).

My cat opens all the lower cabinet drawers (like in Sixth Sense) when we are out, so I'm glad I'm not scared of that!

I eat ketchup on my mac & cheese and also on my eggs. I can't sleep with socks on. I can't wear anything on my feet in water (pool, ocean etc) because I'm afraid I'll drown. I can't have my legs held down or strapped to any one thing (like a snowboard). They need to be able to move separately. When I drive I choose a route based on gut feeling not always on what makes the most sense. I listen to my gut more than most people and make a lot of decisions based on that. I can't eat fruit with meat or salad or anything else. Fruit should be separate unless it's baked. I spread pb on both pieces of bread and then jelly on one piece. I have to swirl the pb & j together before I can eat it. I always take a bite out of my sandwich before I sit down to eat it. I could go on forever!