Uptight, bizarre, high pressured, punitive and child centered.
Uptight - kids are not allowed to play in the dirt, recognize that furniture has actual corners and that running sometimes involves falling down. Kids can't play in their own yards and walk home from school because adults are paranoid - the world (on a local level) is no more dangerous than it used to be.
High pressured - kids are pushed to use 'educational' toys, participate in 12 organized activities by age 4, have homework by kindergarten.
Punitive: Apparently all actions must be accompanied by 'consequences' and time outs. A rigid behavioral approach to discipline seems fairly universal. What ever happened to letting kids work out their differences (of course some coaching can be needed)? What happened to talking to children and explaining what is right and what is wrong? Of course rewards are simply the flip side of this rigid approach - put away your toy - get a sticker, huh? And if all else fails, just hit the kid (did I leave out consistency?)
Child centered - why does every restaurant in this country have a children's menu? And why are they all identical? Where did this ridiculous idea of 'child friendly' food come from? And who exactly invented Chuck E Cheese, bounce places and these awful kid party places? Birthday parties occur at the home of the birthday child, parks are available for children and adults.
Bizarre - how the combination of these things exists is completely incomprehensible to me. And to think I was completely unaware of this entire culture just 6 years ago :)