Out of the Mouths of Babes - Kew Gardens,NY

Updated on March 04, 2013
F.B. asks from Kew Gardens, NY
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DS is 2, and is finally talking. Now we get to hold back our chuckles as he shares his mind. Yesterday, I said let's get our coats and shoes on and go to grandmas and grandpas house. He responds by clapping and saying "Lucky" (their dog). I guess the boy has his favorite.

What has your little one said of late?
F. B.

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A.L.

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The other night my 2 year old and 9 year old daughters were arguing about something silly and my 2 year old looks right at the 9 year old and says "You are not going to win, so just give up now". We all just started laughing out loud. It was so darn funny. She has the best sayings and uses them correctly most of the time.

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L.L.

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My 6yr old played in the front yard with our 4 year old neighbor girl this weekend. They picked up sticks and started sword fighting. (Who wouldn't?) And, of course, my daughter was poked near the eye. As I examined her face and wiped her tears, I asked, "Don't you know by now that someone is *always* going to get hurt while playing with sticks???" and she responded, "Yeah, but I didn't think it would be me."

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L.L.

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move out of the way ol lady this is when we are in the car

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L.M.

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1. My 6 yo said her seat belt was too damn god tight
2. My 5 yo was singing along to a song that said "the bare necessities" with "the bare asesames"
3. My 22 month old says "get it mama now" for things he wants.

They have all cracked me up so much and keep on doing it....sooo funny!!

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H.A.

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From our 4-year-old:

1. "Mommy, I can't stop hiccing up."

2. When talking about his long sleeved t-shirt: "My armings is too tight."

3. "What's the electoral college?" (Only it came out "ewectoral cahwege".)

Go figure.

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A.R.

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You have to love when our children develop and improve their communication skills. You spend so much time wondering what is really going on in their minds and then suddenly you no longer have to wonder. This morning my two year old told my husband as he was climbing in the shower, "Papa, you need shower. You smell." My husband shot me a chagrinned look and shook his head. The best was the other night, though, and it was entirely my fault. Our pug was outside scratching on the backdoor and demanding in general to be fed with yips. My two year old marched to the backdoor, put his hand on his hip and declared, "Dadgum, Pug. Stop scratching the door." He turned to me and shook his head, saying, "Bad dog. Scratching the door." I entirely dropped the ball by bursting out laughing. Bad momma all around since I can’t imagine where he learned the phrase ‘dadgum, pug’ from.

Krista, I am laughing hysterically at your expense. Can't grandfathers be a gem? I am sad my own father spends so much time away but then again the way his mouth is I can’t say it’s all bad.

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X.O.

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The other day I was showing my kids an iPad app that shows fetal development, so that I could show them what our baby in my tummy looks like right now, about 12 weeks. So, I pointed out the features, etc and then a few hours later my 3.5 yr old comes up to me and says, "Mama, I don't want the baby to come out of your tummy." Puzzled, I asked him, "Oh, why not?" And he says, "Because he NOT cute!"

Can't argue with him there--the head is still the alien shape, so I had to go through the rest of the app to show him that the baby will keep changing. He was pretty pleased with how the baby looked once it got to about 30 weeks.

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P.G.

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"You're not being fair", said by my almost 6 year old when he didn't get his way. He has just discovered this phrase. Now I have to tell him that life isn't always fair without killing his spirit! LOL/sigh

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L.L.

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I may have shared a few of these already, I forget.

My two year old (almost three) darling little girl has recently said the following...

"Mommy, it is certainly ridiculous for me to sit in a chair at the store. I want to walk."

"Mommy, I can't get my poon!" while digging in her lap in the high chair for a dropped spoon.

"Mommy, I have a hole in my butt! I have a butthole!"

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J.W.

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When my son was around 2 1/2 he would want to get down from the table after dinner at Grandma and Grandpa's because he was done eating we told him, "You can be done, but sit and visit" He replied , "But I can't wanna visit!"

He is now nine and we still giggle over it.

He also had a pretty bad diaper rash when he was around 2 and I said, " Boy, buddy, your poor bottom is awfully red." "Red like James?!?!?!" Was his response. (He was a big Thomas fan!)

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D.N.

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Last night, according to my 4 yr old,. we had tapatoes (potatoes). She usually calls them tomatoes and then corrects herself to tapatoes. My 1 yr old last night sat between the wall and the fridge (about 1 ft of space where we hide the broom and vacuum) and knocked on the fridge. He loves to knock on the doors. When he came out, I told him "knock knock". He told me, with his little fist up, "pow pow".

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