I thought the same thing - this guy has said "I'll never..." his whole life, but then he does! Every time! I don't like that commercial.
While we're on the subject, there's a commercial about buying stamps online, so you don't have to go to the post office. I get the convenience issue. They have people saying that they don't have to leave their offices, stand in line at the post office, etc. But then they have this one woman who says "Can you print only stamps? No!" And then they have people who say what other things you can print (first class, international postage, etc). But what kind of sentence is that? "Can you print only stamps? No!". That's such a horribly written segment. And the only thing that sticks in my head after the commercial is her saying "No" so it makes me want to never buy what they're selling.
And the Pediasure commercial. It shows a mother who's frustrated that her young child isn't eating well. The little boy gently and delicately pushes his dinner aside, with just the sweetest smile on his face. Why don't they show a kid pitching a fit? What kid, who is eating so poorly that he requires medical intervention, politely slides his plate an inch or so away, while smiling so pleasantly the entire time? Then he drinks a whole glass of Pedialyte while his mother glows with pride like he won the Nobel prize. For some reason, this commercial makes me mad.
And the Eggo commercial. The family is sitting in their luxurious, spacious kitchen, with top of the line appliances, all with their expensive smart phones, texting each other about who's going to get the one Eggo. You know what? In the commercial, I can see your six burner professional stove, your brand new appliances, your beautifully tiled kitchen island. Here's an idea, stupid family! Buy another freaking waffle.
Gee, I feel better now. Thanks! Some commercials just make me wish I could pick up the phone and talk to whomever thought they were a good idea.