Knock Knock Jokes

My daughter's favorite:
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Irish!
Irish who?
Irish I was an Oscar Meyer Weiner...

www.ahajokes.com has a TON of knock knock jokes! Here are a few from the "A" section:

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Althea!
Althea who?
Althea later, alligator!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Alvin!
Alvin who!
Alvin a great time, how about you?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Amahl!
Amahl who?
Amahl shook up!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Amana!
Amana who?
Amana bad mood!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Amory!
Amory who?
Amory Christmas and a Happy New Year!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Alaska!
Alaska who?
Alaska my friend the question then!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Aida!
Aida who?
Aida lot of sweets and now I've got tummy ache!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Al!
Al who?
Al give you a kiss if you open this door!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Alba!
Alba who?
Alba in the kitchen if you need me!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Albee!
Albee Who?
Albee a monkey's uncle!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Albert!
Albert who!
Albert you don't know who this is!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Aldo!
Aldo who?
Aldo anywhere with you!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Alec!
Alec who?
Alec-tricity. Isn't that a shock!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Alec!
Alec who?
Alec my lollypop!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Alex!
Alex who?
Alex the questions round here!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Alexia!
Alexia who?
Alexia again to open this door!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Alfalfa!
Alfalfa who?
Alfalfa you, if you give me a kiss!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Alfie!
Alfie who?
Alfie terrible if you leave!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Alfred!
Alfred who!
Alfred of the dark!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Alfred!
Alfred who!
Alfred the needle if you sew!

Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
I love.
I love who?
I don't know, you tell me!

Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Police.
Police who?
Police stop telling these awful knock, knock jokes!

Knock, knock,
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in!!

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Little old lady.
Little old lady who?
Wow! I didn't know you could yodel.

nock knock.
Who's there?
Pig
Pig who?
Pig up your feet or you'll Twip!

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ketchup
Ketchup who?
Ketchup to me and I will tell you.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Cargo
Cargo who?
Cargo vroom vroom

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Eileen.
Eileen who?
Eileen down to tie my shoe.

Knock-knock. Who's there?
Who.
Who, who?
What are you, some kind of owl?

Knock-knock.
Who's there?
Moo.
Moo, who?
Well, make up your mind, are you a cow or an owl?

Knock knock
Who's there?
Theodore
Theodore who?
Theodore is stuck and it won't close

Knock knock
Who's there?
Bow! Bow who?
Not bow who, bow wow!

Knock knock
Who's there?
Never
Never who?
Never mind

Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Radio
Radio Who ?
Radio not , here I come!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Pecan.
Pecan who?
Pecan someone your own size!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Amos.
Amos who?
A mosquito bit me!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Andy.
Andy who?
And he bit me again. OUCH!

Hope he Likes some of these :-) silly little things ! thats really cute he doesnt mind hearing the same ones over again

knock knock
who's there
interrupting cow
interrupting cow w...
MOOO!!

This joke became more funny when the cow was replaced by other animals. On fabulous gal I know (was four at the time) came up with interrupting slug, followed by a lick...ha ha ha ewwww.

knock knock
whos there
duane
duane who
duane the bathtub i'm drowning

My 2 1/2 year old told his first Knock Knock joke today!

Knock knock
Who's there?
Ivan
Ivan who?
Ivan working on the railroad (if you're my son you keep singing the whole song, lol).

Knock Knock... who's there? Shamp.... Shamp-who?

Knock Knock... who's there? Yoddle lay he... yoddle lay he who?

Knock Knock... who's there? you... you who?

Knock Knock... who's there? YA... Ya who?

My favorite knock-knock joke:
Knock knock
Who's there?
Impatient Cow
{while he is answering "Impatient Cow Who?"}
Blurt out: MOOOOOOO!
You have to catch him mid-sentence on his impatient cow who part though.
have fun.

They're probably the ones you've been telling, but . . . standard lead in, then "Boo. Boo who? You don't have to cry about it." And "Who. Who who. Is there an owl in here?" And "Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad we have bananas?" I feel like we had a couple more. I'll add if I think of them.

1. Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana again?

2. Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's just a joke.

3. Knock knock. Who's there? Chooch. Chooch who? Choo choo... you're a train!

These are my kids' top 3. Hope they are of service.

my dad's favorite:

Dad: I have a knock-knock joke for you.
Me: ok!
Dad: You start it.
Me: Knock-knock!
Dad: Who's there?
Me: ...uhhh...?