Something to Laugh About

Every SINGLE wednesday morning, I watch my neighbor across the street run over his garbage can while backing out of his driveway. He doesn't get out of the car and bring the can up, he uses the CAR to push it over into the lawn. This cracks me up, I actually look FORWARD to it every week!

My daughter's (I have 2 daughters) school was teaching sex education and one night she came home from school and looked at me and said "I can't believe you and daddy did that twice!)

I was playing tag with my daughter (almost 3) and she was "it" - all of the sudden she yelled stop... I did and asked what was wrong and she ran up to me gave me a huge smle and said Tag - You're it!

When I have gas I say "pardon me." When my kids forget to excuse themselves I might ask them "what do you say?" and they say "Pardon Me." So last week when we were Trick or Treating we went up to one house and my kids stood there with thier bags open, the lady asked my 3 yr old girl "What do you Say" Baby Girl looked really confused and said "Pardon Me?" I thought I was going to pee myself. When we walked away my baby was telling me, "I didn't burp mommy, I promise!"

A friend and her hubby were in a booth in a restaurant with their 3yo son. He was standing up in the booth when he spotted a man waiting in line to pay his check. Apparently this man adjusted his "package", and the boy yelled across the restaurant, "Hey, Mister! I see you scratchin' your pickle!"

my daughter was about three when i said i wanted her to get in the shower with me instead of take a bath because we were in a hurry, i was confident it would be ok to do but she starts crying, when i ask her why she says "i dont want to turn back into a baby!".........im quite puzzled at this point and i ask her to explain. She said "i dont want to turn back into a baby and get put back in your body" I said "Why on earth would you think that would happen?" She then looked embarrassed and said,

"ok then mommy, what exactly IS baby shower then?"

i think i laughed so hard i cried

This past Monday morning I was so tired from the weekend including staying up later because of Halloween. My kids were eating breakfast at the table when my 5 year old started to say something with food in his mouth. I had to remind him as usual to not talk with your mouth full of food but this time it came out "No eating with your mouth full. It's rude!". My kids looked at me with a "HUH???" look on their face and we all bust up laughing.

Of course they had to repeat it several times since. It has now become an inside joke at home =-)

we had pizza the other night my2 yr old has been playing with the pizza box for over a week. he went to sleep on the couch to take a nap and covered up with the pizza box. he was sound asleep and shifted and the pizza box fell off and he woke up grabbed the pizza box covered back up and went back to sleep.

We went to watch Disney on ice and during the Princess number after Cinderella or Belle did a difficult lift my daughter leaned over and said, "That was really scary. She must really trust her Prince."

My son (7) yelled out the other night "I hate PAT TOOMEY!" When I asked him why, he said because he was sending all of the jobs from PA to China. He was depressed this morning when I told him Toomey beat Sestak.
What 7 yo is political? and who even watches or listens to political commercials? I know O. kid.

My son was eating a bag of sunchips with the susan b komen breast cancer awareness ribbon, and my son says - ha, if I eat these I won't get breast cancer!

lol that's cute, my step daughter was helping me put up some sheet rock in the house we currently live in and prepare the house for a toddler that was coming to visit for a week. my husband goes to help her measure and cut and she got upset with him and said "DAD! let me do it, if you don't do it right it wont fit!" was so funny at the time the funny part is my husband has a lot of remodeling experience and actually does that on the side....so he knows what he's doing...but just the fact that a beginner said that to him was cute

Whenever I'm discussing behavior issues with my 3 yo, my six year old tries to put in his two cents. I always tell him that I am not talking to him at the moment and he needs to be quiet because I'm the M. and I'm dealing with it.

Well, the other day my 3 yo was climbing all over my 6 yo's back and yapping some sort of nonsense at him while his brother was telling him to get off. I piped in from the kitchen, "Ave, get off your brothers back! Quit yelling at him and leave him alone!" My 3 yo came into the kitchen, gritted his teeth, and through them said, "M., I'M NOT TALKING TO YOU! I'M TALKING TO AIDAN!"

I calmly said, "Well, I'm talking to you and you don't talk to me that way. Go to your room." Then turned around and laughed my butt off. Who says kids don't listen?

I asked my 6 year old if she wants to be in girl scouts and she had this why would you ask me that look and said, "Why would I? All they do is sell cookies." Oh the perception...LOL

I had just picked my two boys up from child care and we were driving home. it was this last fall so they were 2 and 3 yrs old. we had the windows down a little enjoying the breeze and someone had their wood stove going. my 3 yr old sniffs the air and says "i smell somfin'! it smells like hot dogs!" it was hilarious!

My son wanted a sibling and kept asking me when he was going to have a brother or sister. Then when he was about 3 he said to my M. "Grandma, I want you to have a baby and give it to my M.!!" It was precious! My M. and I will always remember that.

My son now 4 (not sure how old he was during this story it was not too long ago) he would say "Mommy I want to go on the alligator" everytime we would go to the mall or places like that. He was referring to the elevator/escolator.

The one day I was getting ready to leave for work and he said to me "Mommy you better be good! No running in the halls or the alligator will get you! He will Bite you, CHOMP!!

I could not stop laughing.

My 3 year old niece went with my sister to Mc Donalds a while back and got the Puss in Boots toy. When she asked who it was my sister told her and she replied " Oh yay Fuzz n Boots" My sister tried to correct her and explain it was Puss in Boots. She looked at her and said " M. I know you have opinions, but it's Fuzz N Boots"

I was looking down at the backyard from my daughters bedroom window and speaking with my husband about what types of flowers would look nice planted down in the flower beds.

That night while tucking her in she said, 'Mommy, I don't want flowers in my bed. I don't think there is enough room." It took me a moment to realize what she was talking about and that she had overheard the earlier conversation. Honey, I promise not to put flowers in your bed....But to this day, wouldn't it have been funny to pick up some dollar store flowers and lay them all over her bed?

My 3 year old daughter likes to watch that show "Dinosaur Train" on PBS. Occassionaly, they will mention "predators." So one day she was playing "dinosaur" in the bath tub and she has the one say to the other "Look out for creditors!"

The other day my husband came down to go to work and he was nicely dressed and shaved (like every day.) My daughter saw him and said "Daddy, you look as handsome as an ice cream truck."

I was driving down the road one day just talking to my twin daughters about random stuff this was when they were maybe 3 or so and I asked them where did eggs come from? Just as excited as can be Shaylah says "THE EASTER BUNNY MOMMY!!!" I couldn't help but laugh and she was sort of right just not the answer I was looking for or expected but I couldn't help but laugh but had to explain to her she wasn't "wrong" that the Easter Bunny does bring eggs once a year and had to clarify my answer and of course then she said Oh well they come from Chickens mommy!!!

My four year old said the other day:

"Did you know 'Hola' means hello in a different voice?"

and my hubby has a slightly overlapping front tooth and she said:

"That tooth is trying to get out"

and we were sitting around my parents kitchen counter one evening and as my dad (whom she calls D'pa) poured more wine in his glass, she said:

"D'pa! How many pours are you gonna have in there?"

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Two videos that never fail to make me laugh every time are on You Tube, search the following:

"how i met your mother pencil miracle"

and "mime song - torn"

My youngest is 31 months--going on 20 yrs. One night last week we were in bed and she kept saying "my pretty xxxx" I could not figure out what the last word was. Well, I guess she decided after I asked her 3 times what she said that she was not going to tell me any more. With a big sigh, she huffed, turned over and said "never mind". Then last Thursday on a realtively calm day of 3 very windy days, my husband had her outside raking leaves. He told her they had to go in because he had to get ready for work. She told him to wait. He told her to hurry up and her response was, "Daddy, (sigh), I am watching the trees". With big emphasis on the word watching. I have 3 tweens and i swear a 2 1/2 yr old teenager.

We have a friend who just had their 6th kid. And they never find out the sex and the first 5 were all girls! this one was a BOY! anyways, after i told my daughter who is 4 that they had him, she asked me "mommy, how do babies get out of your tummy?"..... she knew they came out of your tummy, but never asked anymore until now! i had to change the subject

the other day my youngest son (almost 4) said "Mommy, WHY are you making pot-gross for dinner? I don't like it, it tastes yucky." HMMM, wonder if his feelings about the taste have anything to do with the name, or did the name came from the taste!?

My 4 year old son, his grandmother, and I were in the car, going through the drive-thru at McDonalds. My son always gets a chicken nugget happy meal, but I always ask him what he wants to drink, as it usually varies between a juice box or orange drink. So I look in my rearview mirror to ask him what kind of drink he'd like, to which he replies, as serious as a heart attack,

"I'll take a diet."

Both grandmother and I lost it!

Also, my son LOVES to yodle. Don't ask, I have no idea where he got it, (naturally suspect tv), but out of the blue, he'll burst into a really boisterous yodle, and it cracks me up everytime. I love it.

My 2 year old reputedly referred to his Halloween outfit this year as a “ba-man cos-kume”. It made me laugh so much that I kept asking him to say it over and over.
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Once in a while my son will call us by our first names, mimicking what he hears us call each other. We always correct him and say “my name is mommy” or “my name is daddy”. So one day we were driving in the car and I was giving my husband a hard time about something (I can’t remember what now…) and a tiny little voice from the back seat says “Robby in trouble”